Oh just shut up already ya noob

     Why do videogamers act so tough, they pretend like they are the king of the world, only videogames aren't the world. God, I mean, everytime I play a videogame with other people, there's bound to be one person who says they are the best. If you are playing a shooting game and they are on your team, they keep talking on and on and on, it's like they had a sugar rush while trying to not to have a sugar rush. There speeches are interminable, it goes on and on and on, etc. I remember when I first played a game called Lost Planet 2, yeah, I didn't get the first one, so I was basically new at the series, so I get online, I get my headset and I'm like " hey guys, what's up?" and the next thing I know, I get crushed by a robot or something like that, then the person said " HAHA YOU NOOB!!" It confused me greatly, After that, he started sending me messages stating he's going to haunt me. Since I have a great deal of affability, I was not going to fight back, since fighting over a videogame kill abhors me, so I decided to go to his profile, and it turns out, he was a 9 year old. So impelled by my brain and profound hatred, I wrote some stuff to him and haven't heard of him since (the stuff wasn't the nicest thing one could say, then again, being me, I could have said something really mean).
     I geuss you could say I am very irascible, but then again, I like to hold in my anger to prevent something like a fued from happening, but it's true, I am very irascible. Many people who are playing a game with me act like they are very despondent so they won't lose, that gets on my nerves since they are trying to act innocent, which I know they aren't. If you really know who I am and not just the soft side of me, the one we all know, you would know that I would give somebody a very long tirade and then start acting like a sage to make them want to recluse themselves from society. Also, If you knew my funny side, you would know I would say "people are like cats, they scratch, they bite, and they like to climb trees like monkeys."

     So, I know that didn't answer any of the questions, but here's my answer, not the scientific answer made by Tom Cruise, my answer, here's how it goes with me saying it, "people on games that act so tough and mean like they are the best are very insecure, selfish, and jealous of my almighty skills in Monopoly and and Blackjack, since my voice is the mountains and there voice reverberates in it."